9th

Dr. Tatiana's sex advice to all creations

By: Olivia Judson

Comments:

1. The Acarophenax mahunkai have sex with their sisters. Ewwwwwwwwww !

2. Genes vary what characteristics one might have.

3. Females should have the right to love who ever they want to love.

4. Natural selection is having characteristics by surviving in your environment.

5. I think you shouldn't mess around with your family that includes your cousins.

Questions:

1. Do parents do anything about having sex with your sister?

2. What does Inca got to do with sex?

3. What is the paternal genome elimination system?

4. How are males produce with extreme thrift?

Vocabulary:

1. Incest: sexual intercourse between closely related persons pg. 170

2. Deviation: departure from a standard or norm pg. 178

3. Oddities: an odd or remarkably unusual person, thing, or event pg. 185

Literary Terms:

1. "The historical record is silent on the latter point..." Personification pg. 173

2. "That's right: the best mama's boy are small and weedy." Metaphor pg. 186

Overview Sentence:

1. Males and females should know not to have sex with their family.

8th

Dr. Tatiana's sex advice to all creations
By: Olivia Judson

Comments:

1. Not only boys fight with each other; girls fight too.

2. Ant girls fight for the nest and us girls in school don't fight for boys.

3. Frog females need a male to watch over the eggs.

4. Fat male frogs can keep more eggs as mating season leaves.

5. Wow i hate when boys act stupid towards their girl.

Questions:

1. How do butterflies mate if 90% are females?

2. When certain species make love they get pregnant right there?

3. How come male frogs put the eggs in there mouth?

4. Who believes in love at first sight?

Vocabulary:

1. Gelatinous: having the nature of or resembling jelly, esp. in consistency; jellylike pg. 125

2. Corpse: a dead body, usually of a human being pg. 127

3. Harmonious:marked by agreement in feeling, attitude, or action pg. 131

Literary Terms:

1. "...tiny black wings that look like miniature feathers." Simile pg. 122

2. "...rearing up and opening their mouths like baby birds.." Simile pg. 127

Overview Sentence:

1. Males fight for females and some females fight for males.

7th

Dr. Tatiana's sex advice to all creations

By: Olivia Judson

Comments:

1. It's true boys are very aggressive they want to have sex at force.

2. Females of some species have characteristics that don't allow them to be killed.

3. Sharks have sex by males biting females and inserting their penis.

4. Salivary glands they are not good. Like why do they eat it.

5. Scorpion flies mate while eating at the same time. Wow that's cool.

Questions:

1. Why do boys like to chase girls around?

2. What is violent sex for the norm?

3. Does every female species get puberty?

4. How can females protect themselves?

Vocabulary:

1. Molest: to bother, interfere with, or annoy pg. 105

2. Amorous: showing or expressing love pg. 114

3. Subordinate: placed in or belonging to a lower order or rank pg. 121

Literary Terms:

1. "It makes Lord of the Flies look like a teddy bear a convention." Simile pg. 108

2. "...they will gallop over to her..." Onomatopoeia pg. 108

Overview Sentence:

1. Males will do anything to get on females.

6th

Dr. Tatiana's sex advice to all creations
By: Olivia Judson

Comments:

1. The European praying mantis loves to do sex by biting too. He likes it rough.

2. Every female gets into a position where we are offering to do sex.

3. The girls need to chill in killing the male, if they want to have more sex.

4. Girls we are not that wild and needed for sex as boys are.

5. The Lycusa rabid spider runs away.

Questions:

1. Why do some species kill the mate their having sex with?

2. What happens if the females eat all the male?

3. What is a sex friend?

4. Why do girls in some species become man eaters?

Vocab:

1. Rapacity: given to seizing for plunder or the satisfaction of greed Pg. 98

2. Amoebae: Any of various one-celled aquatic or parasitic protozoans of the genus Amoeba or related genera, having no definite form and consisting of a mass of protoplasm containing one or more nuclei surrounded by a flexible outer membrane. It moves by means of pseudo pods Pg. 102

3. Vessel: a craft for traveling on water, now usually one larger than an ordinary rowboat; a ship or boat Pg. 103

Literary Terms:

1. "Whenever she turned toward you, you'd stand like a statue." Simile Pg. 96

2. "Tears fin from fin at every feast." Personification Pg. 101

Overview:

1. Males go through a lot to try to not get eaten by the females.

5th

Dr. Tatiana's sex advice to all creations

By: Olivia Judson

Comments:

1. I know right, why cant boys trust us girls. We wont do nothing to cheat.

2. Crabs don't look for girls to have sex with, they just join there sperm with another group.

3. Genes is what makes you have physical characteristics.

4. You have to be with the right male of lizards in a certain time to survive.

5. Wow, peacocks have their own gang, that others are part of it.

Questions:

1. Do all girls just want sperm from males?

2. Why do boys only want cute girls?

3. How harmful is a ox flesh flies bite?

4. How does runts make love?

Vocab:

1. Vigilance: state or quality of being vigilant pg. 80

2. Lekking: a traditional place where males assemble during the mating season and engage in competitive displays that attract females pg. 83

3. Spasms: a sudden burst of energy, activity, or emotion pg. 91

Literary terms:

1. "Small males resemble females- and behave like females, flirting with the big males just as females would." Simile pg. 77

2. "Let the other guy pay for dinner, I'll go home with the girl." Personification pg. 85

Overview Sentence

1. The way males do stuff do stuff to have sex with females.

4th

Dr. Tatiana's sex advice to all creations
By: Olivia Judson

Comments:

1. Fig trees depend on tiny wasps to pollinate them.

2. Species fight a lot like getting killed and only a few make it for breeding season time.

3. Species just pick anyone to mate with.

4. The European bedbug males inject each other.

5. Baby worms live in the guts of cockroaches; when a cockroach is eaten by a rat, the worm grows up and has sex in the rats intestines.

Questions:

1. Why don't they like the rough bees?

2. Why do the African elephants penis turn green?

3. Why do they fight each other?

4. But how does the worm end up in there?

Vocabulary:

1. Precludes: To make impossible, as by action taken in advance; prevent pg. 63

2. Demeanor: The way in which a person behaves; deportment pg. 65

3. Testosterone: A white crystalline steroid hormone, C19H28O2, produced primarily in the testes and responsible for the development and maintenance of male secondary sex characteristics. It is also produced synthetically for use in medical treatment pg. 74

Literary Terms:

1. "...all have huge heads, gigantic scything mandibles, and heavily armored shoulders." Direct Characterization pg. 60

2. "...the cows will run away from you and their mothers..." Personification pg. 65

Overview Sentence:

1. Males fight each other to mate with a female.

3rd

Dr. Tatiana's sex advice to all creations

By: Olivia Judson

Comments:

1. Female Jacanas mate with different males at the same time.

2. The shiner perch female fish have the nerve to chase boys to have sex.

3. I don't think a female acts like the way she does because her mom acts like that.

4. The Harlequin beetles drop sperm on the females back. This is awkward.

5. Female reef squid can reject sperm from males.

Questions:

1. Do species fall in love like humans do?

2. Females have sperm?

3. How do species find a girl that is true to them?

4. Females besides humans are called sluts?

Vocabulary:

1. Virtue: moral excellence; goodness; righteousness pg. 42

2. Fascists: A reactionary or dictatorial person pg. 46

3. Strumpets: A woman prostitute pg. 59

Literary Terms:

1. "...the disadvantage of having a slightly longer tail like becoming a predators lunch.." Simile pg. 48

2. "Be roe ova ta, one of the biggest species of comb jelly, is shaped like a bell." Simile pg. 56

Overview Sentence:

1. Females sleep around with different men to have their eggs fertilize.

2nd

Dr. Tatiana's sex advice to all creations
By: Olivia Judson

Comments:

1. Males carry 180 million sperm for one little egg.

2. Sperm can be digested, ejected, or rounded up and removed.

3. Males who boast big sperm fertilize more eggs and males with small sperm are puny.

4. Pollen in trees is like sperm in animals.

5. In slugs the penis might get stuck and broken apart. So if that happens they act like females.

Questions:

1. Why do they call female sluts?

2. Do they really have "The Giant sperm Hall of Fame?"

3. How do males reproduce sperm?

4. How can some males/females take so much sex?

Vocabulary:

1. Odyssey: a long series of wanderings or adventures, esp. when filled with notable experiences, hardships, etc. pg. 24

2. Sterile: incapable of producing offspring; not producing offspring pg. 33

3. Sperm: a male reproductive cell; spermatozoon pg. 40

Literary Terms:

1. "...if a man were to make a sperm on your scale, it would be as long as a blue whale." Simile pg. 26

2. "The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable."

Metaphor pg. 39

Overview Sentence:

1. It's not easy being a male, to reproduce a lot of sperm.

1st post

Dr. Tatiana's sex advice to all creations

By: Olivia Judson

Comments:

1. The male in the relationship is always following the female. They don't trust the females.

2. The species alfalfa leaf-cutter bee, the females only mate once.

3. In making love the penis is an important tool.

4. Females look in males for a big penis; not no small one.

5. As males evolve to control; females evolve to resist.

Questions:

1. How can females hold sperm for many years?

2. Even in other species males are unfaithful to the females?

3. Why are goldfishes penis covered with enormous spines?

4. How do males get orgasm?

Vocabulary:

1. Gallivanting: To roam about in search of pleasure or amusement pg. 10

2. Promiscuity: an indiscriminate mixture pg. 17

3. Cad: an ill-bred man, esp. one who behaves in a dishonorable or irresponsible way toward women pg. 20

Literary Terms:

1. "The female slippery dick- a pale fish that lives on coral reefs..." Direct Characterization pg. 13

2. "... some glorious gymnastic flips to dislodge plugs left by previous lovers, making like a toilet plunger and pulling them out with suction." Simile pg. 20

Overview Sentence:

1. In the battle of sexes males try to control the females but females grew to resist it.